GRAH!!! Personal Rantage

First off, the following rant is solely the opinion of me, personally. It is not the opinion of any association I’m a member/representative of.

Rant: Start –

I hate stupid people.


First off, I’m sure most of you know who Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is. That idiotic twit who claims that he’s a direct descendant of Vlad Dracul. Really. And he’s apparently now a member of the Republican party, oath and all, and is running for the presidency in 2012. Yeah, like he’s actually going to make it.

Here’s why I can’t stand the guy. He’s 45 years old, and has publicly announced (in a news interview, no less) that he hasn’t dated a girl over the age of 19 in several years. And yet, in his “proclamations” of what he’s going to set into motion when he becomes president, he will impale and torture pedophiles. He just last week supposedly married his latest 19 year old girlfriend. With in a couple of weeks after he was told to desist in contact with his last teenage girlfriend. I feel pity for that poor girl. She’s a victim of his brain washing and I hope she wisens up quickly. She deserves better, and needs time to adjust to not being a kid anymore before shacking up with a guy nearly DOUBLE her age!

But, I digress. I have nothing against the poor girl, other than her choice in men.

My problem is with Sharkey. He was invited to be “interviewed” by the masses via #sangspace on DalNet a week or so ago. It was honestly the WORST waste of my time I’ve ever seen. Sharkey didn’t even show up himself, his wife showed up, and typed his “responses” after cleaning them up so there wouldn’t be massive flaming. When people asked serious questions, he ducked and dodged actually giving an answer, after stalling for about 5-10 mins before even starting to type to waste time. He basically said that everyone in the vampire community, save for him, his wife, and a few special few, are all fakes. Nice.

Supposedly he’s going to be on Larry King tonight after the Chelsey Handler segment, along with Don Henrie, the twit Vampyra, and Seregon O’Dassey.

Prominent vampyre elders from the four largest
havens in the U.S.” are appearing on Larry King tonight (after Chelsea Handler’s
segment) on CNN at 9 PM ET to discuss the “alarming phenomenon of real vampyres
‘coming out of the coffin’ in America”. “How will this affect you and your tax
dollars, are your kids safe, and should vampires be counted in the census? All
these questions and more as we take your phone calls tonight on Larry King

Yeah. They are the 4 leading members of the community. Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha. *wipes a tear from her eye from laughing so hard* Oh, I needed a good April Fools day joke. Thank you, Larry.

No offense, but no one, really, in the community takes any of these four people seriously. I mean, yeah, Don used to be the poster child, thanks to Mad Mad House, but honestly? Not any more. Seregon is an idiot model/b actress who’s trying to improve her career by claiming to be a vamp, Vampyra just worries me, and well, you’ve heard my rant. What I want to know is when did these four become “trusted leaders” of the community. I mean, if you ask most people involved in the ovc, they’ll typically say “Go check the roster for the VVC (Voices of the Vampire Community) for community leaders”. I mean, they let my happy ass in the group. And I’m not a non-scandelous donor. I’m known for having views and opinions that aren’t considered “The Norm” for a donor. Oh well. But I still have an actual brain and know how to use it.


I’m just frustrated. First, I’ve been having tons of icky shit happen in my real life, and now this idiocy. Lovely. Just what I needed. I’m going to go curl up in my bf’s lap and just try to relax.

2 thoughts on “GRAH!!! Personal Rantage

  1. And I”m going to kick Merticus’s ass later.. That was a BAD April Fools joke.

  2. diss says:

    if it’s any relief, i fell for it too…

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